3/5 blue balls | Website
In this browser based sex game, you go on a virtual date with the girl of your choosing. The scene is setup and portrayed through text and a succession of pictures. You advance the game by selecting from multiple choice options, which may be actions or conversational threads in response to whatever the girl happens to be babbling about. Basically you randomly hit on chicks in hopes to see their naughty parts. You can >play for free to get started.
There are situations where you may offer to get the girl a treat, like a drink or an ice cream, or to pay for a cab. This is where the credits come in to play, which you purchase at any time to have something to work with. Interestingly there are occasions where you can be a cheapskate and ask her to reimburse you, and hence your credits.
The conversations offer some realism, but aren’t perfect. There are times when you may have an idea of what you want to say, but it’s not always an option. Or something gets lost in translation, or doesn’t carry the connotation you expected. There is a link to report typos and grammatical errors however, which is a nice touch, and sometimes the text will surprise you with it’s commanding flow. Another nice feature is the ability to save your progress and come back later.
But here’s what you really want to know. If you say and do all the right things, and there appears to be multiple paths to do so, then you can literally charm the pants off of her. She’ll get naked and show you everything from all possible angles. Sometimes you can be a perv and see some skin earlier in the date, which may or may not screw things up, but it is fun. For example you can go to the gym with a fitness obsessed bitch and watch her take a shower, before she’s decided if she likes you or not.
It’s good, but not great. For those hoping for money shots, you won’t find that here, as it’s strictly R rated, or perhaps NC-17. The girls are cute and the dates somewhat realistic, and when you succeed you get to see them naked and boss them around. It’s certainly a unique approach to the virtual date genre, and the moments of voyeurism add a lot of fun. Hopefully they will add more girls soon.